Aldridge Redmantle

Millenia ago, there was an attack on the shores of Stockholm by a vicious group of vikings. This assault was led by Frederik III of Iceland. The days quickly turned into months, and the sands were becoming stained with the blood of mankind. These onslaughts became relentless and the losses were in the billions. Slowly, the vikings were moving forward. Decades after the first casualty, the vikings finally had a hold on southern Sweden. The leader of this group, Sigurd Grimmsson had led his fleet to victory. Shortly after they had claimed Stockholm for themselves, the greatest storm of the century was about to run train on northern Europe. What was thought to be a tropical depression soon churned into a category 5 hurricane in nano seconds. Although the eye of the storm was kilometres from Sweden, the wind was still felt like a cock in the ass. The viking settlers had nowhere to hide. Sigurd knew that his reign was soon to be laid to rest by mother nature herself, and acted accordingly. He seized the nearest plebian in the town centre and proceded to plunder her loins in hopes of his name living on. Even the knowledge that experts have on this event remain hazy, but it has been passed down in lore that conception did indeed occur. Not one minute passed after the rape, that they and the rest of the settlement were ripped into oblivion by the winds of woe. The woman Sigurd had raped was torn into shreds above the frigid waters of the Baltic Sea. Her uterus was thrown from her innards and it was cast into the waters. The embryo grew resistent and continued to develop in what seemed like inhospitable and exigent conditions. There are many theories to this day, but the most accepted is that the fetus was sucked into a current that carried it through the English channel and spewed it out into the atlantic. With 1 month before birth would have happened, the floating fetus ended up on the sands of Sierra Leone, Africa. The fetus nearly dried up from the intense heat of the african sun, and was blown into a cavern close to shore. Alridge rose from his encasing and was an astounding 3 feet tall and already had extraordinary muscle functions. At one week old he displayed tactics of the hunter gatherer spectrum. He had made the cave into his makeshift home. At the age of 4, Aldridge had cultivated a beard that would make Charles Darwin do a 360 in his grave. His skin had became thick and resistent, being able to withstand the sharp cliffs and the relentless coral that he was forced to traverse daily.

to be continued...

-Dragonis