Reginald Weathers

Reginald Weathers was concieved in a small farming town in Ukraine. His mother was ill whilst pregnant, and 4 weeks into pregnancy, she rushed to the restroom, and passed a placenta, which the unborn Reginald was in. She flushed the toilet and the rest was history. While the placenta floated down the fetid sewer pipes, the small farmtown of which his family lived was hit by a carpet bombers, an attack ordered by the redcoats. However, Reginald was 13 miles south of the town, floating away. After a week in the sewers, his placenta was dropped off into Yalpug Lake. It would continue to grow and form over the next months.

Crying on the shore, the defenseless fetus was discovered by local authorities, who took him to the nearest medical centre.

He made a full recovery after 2 years, but was burdened with a severe case of Jaundice for the rest of his life.

Reginald was tossed into the foster system, living with over 24 families. He excelled in school, and dropped out at the age of 17. His foster family at the time did not accept him for his Pagan Beliefs, so he ran away and lived in a subway for 2 months. With his last bit of savings, he bought a one way train ticket to Moscow, where he would spend the rest of his life.

Schooling
Reginald graduated Novosibirsk State University with a Ph.D in Macroeconomics, and a minor in Early Education.

Death
Reginald had lost 90% of his net worth after his career was cut short due to a pyramid scheme put in place by his companies CEO. He cut his throat with a rusty swiss army knife and bled out in the alleys of Moscow leaving nothing of worth behind. It is said that a pack of rabid hyenas shred his corpse to the bone marrow post-mortem.