Zuques Gadde

Zuques Gadde entered this world plagued with severe fetal alcohol syndrome, his late mother Lezlie had a blood alcohol percentage thru the roof when her water busted. His brain never developed passed the size of a bird seed but records indicate his SAT scores were unprecedented. Zuques took a liking to understanding the fundamentals of law but only with the intentions of using them to brute force his way into power. Rumor has it he razed blossoming communities into burning rubble for profit with zero regard for the well being of their citizens. Zuques became a politician in the early 60s. His campaign was fueled by scotch and betrayal, having torched every bridge he came across to rise to his position. He was haunted daily by suppressed memories of an aggressive uncle who gave him the worst mushroom stamp of his life at the ripe age of 5. In the 80s, after funneling money illegally into multiple offshore accounts, he was sniped between the lookers on a podium by a disgruntled ex Army Ranger in Kentucky. His next of Kin, Bradley, blew his inheritance on booze and cheap hookers and bit teh dust the week after his father. The Gadde legacy crashed and burned shortly thereafter. An unknown man paid a lump sum to the local tribune to keep his obituary from ever being printed.