Bert Randolph

Bert Randolph was found at the age of 4 in the salt flats of Cairo, Egpyt by the US Army. There were severe burns and scuffs on his epidermus. On the flight back to the United States he was pronounced dead by the doctre on-flight. When the pilot landed the helicopter, Bert began to breathe. It was nothing short of a sheer revelation.

While bert was in his medical bed, he was stolen by a member of the Yakuza, which had auctioned him off for 30,000 USD the day after. The buyer was a renowned paedohpile.