Ken Grimsdottir

Ken owned, many, many slaves in his short, but prosperous lifespan. Ken was a medical mystery, having been born only weeks after conception, and weighing double that of the average baby. His mother croaked before the doctor sliced the umbilical cord. After just 5 years of growing, Ken stood 6 feet and 2 inches (184cm). When he turned 20 he was an unbelievable 8 feet tall. The oddness didnt stop there, he was constantly in and out of the hospital with sporadic heart palpitations and liver troubles.

It is understood that he visited the Maldives on vacation in 1931 to re unite with a mysterious mistress. On his return to Dusseldorf he was diagnosed with a severe case of Ebola and died within minutes of landing. Through speculation, it is said that they couldnt extract his corpse from the fuselodge, thus infecting 90% of the attendants on the flight including the co-pilot.

To this day Ken's existence is looked down upon and the name is forever a plague in Germany's history. It is rumored that Kens mother was planning an abortion but things went awry in her marriage so she kept the child to antagonize her dominant spouse.